(via ajmxx)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via gracelessteenidle)

naturalharmonics:

zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

but also i’m hella conceited

(via gracelessteenidle)

jonwheeler4:


Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

(Source: u-gotta-kik, via justanotherhowitt)

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

image

(via cactusaenigma)

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(via gracelessteenidle)

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

(via lilacdaisy)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via lilacdaisy)

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(via gracelessteenidle)

transpotter:

stop making ancient egyptians white its 2014

(via moritzstiefel)


"If only you two were Siamese twins."
"We can do that."
*one session of shirt struggling later*
"We did it!"

"If only you two were Siamese twins."

"We can do that."

*one session of shirt struggling later*

"We did it!"

(Source: louigan)

screen-scenes:

Favorite Episodes.

Bob’s Burgers (“The Belchies”)

(Source: chinstache)